Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Trash or Treasure?

I can't believe it's been so long since my last post! This month has been super busy for me and Tim. Well, mostly for Tim. He has been working his butt off lately taking on an extra side job, watching the neighbor's pets while they were out of town and working his regular forty hour a week job. Not to mention having to come home to an overly hormonal pregnant wife. Someone should give him an award or something.

Well, I went in for the three hour glucose test a couple weeks ago. It wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be. The drink was carbonated this time and it was a lemon lime flavor instead of the fruit punch one I had to drink for the one hour test. The worst part wasn't even the five blood draws, the worst part was waiting for it to be over. Anyway, then they called me the next week to tell me that my blood sugar levels were still elevated after the test was over and that I needed to schedule an appointment with a nurse to go over what my diet should be. Then the next week I had a regular doctors appointment to check up on the baby and have a 3D ultrasound done. Well, we waited and waited but we never got to have our check up done because the doctor got called to the delivery room to deliver someones baby. So we rescheduled for the same day as the appointment to meet with the dietitian thinking we would kill two birds with one stone. Well, today was the day we were to have both appointments, the first being with the doctor, the second being with the dietitian. Once we got there we were directed to the ultrasound room and we waited and waited. Then after a very long time the nurse comes in to tell us that the doctor was still in surgery and it would still be a while. Then I happened to glance at the clock and realized that we had already missed our appointment with the dietitian. So I told the nurse and she said she would see if we might still be able to make that appointment. Well, we didn't because she was already on to her next appointment but she gave us the packets to read about gestational diabetes and the diet plan and food pyramid I should be following. Then the nurse tells us that the doctor is still going to be a while and suggested we go to lunch and have them call us when she gets out of surgery and since I don't have a life and Tim didn't mind playing hooky from work we agreed. So we go out to lunch and as soon as we order our food guess who calls! Yup, you guessed it! So I tell the nurse we just ordered our food and we will be there as soon as possible. So we eat fast and rush back to the hospital only to have to wait another fifteen minutes for our doctor. But finally she comes and we proceed with the check up. We still didn't get a good photo of the little guy because apparently he likes to lay with his arms up over his head and face. But the doctor said he looked very healthy and he was already doing the motions of breathing which is a good sign. She also said he weighs about four pounds which is in the lower part of the normal range and that from what she could tell she isn't very worried about my gestational diabetes because the baby is not on the large side and my fluids are at the right amount. So all is well with me and baby. Which is all I can ask for. I can't believe I've only got about seven more weeks left of pregnancy! It sure has gone by really fast. I wonder if I'll miss being pregnant. I sure am not going to miss all this extra weight! Hopefully it will come off fast.

So anyway, in other news... a week or so ago my husband calls me after he gets off work and says he has picked us up a couch and recliner. I asked him how and where he managed to do this and he replied by telling me that he found them for free on the side of the road. Now, if you know me at all you know that I'm not the kind of girl who picks things up off the side of the road. Mostly because for the most part the things people leave out on the side of the road are pretty nasty and not worth taking, otherwise they would have sold them. So I ask Tim if they were in good condition or not and he says yes they are and that in his opinion they were actually pretty nice looking. This did nothing to comfort me because I know Tim well enough to know that his idea of "nice looking" is not my idea of "nice looking". But what could I do? He was already on his way home with his find. So he gets home and unloads the furniture in our living room. Well, the couch and recliner were pretty large which I could live with, they were also made from this fake leather material and an awful shade of green, which I cannot live with. So of course we get in this big fight over whether it was a good idea for him to have gotten this stuff without even letting me look at it first. He tells me he doesn't think its "that bad" which is a step down from "nice looking" but I'm obviously not winning the battle yet. Anyway, we compromise and decide that I will sleep on it and give it another chance the next day and if I still hate it then he will get rid of it. So the next day while he is at work I stand in the living room for what seems like hours staring at the ugly furniture. Finally my feet get tired from all the standing and fuming and I sat down on the couch. And you know what? It really wasn't that bad, as long as I wasn't looking at it. So I start to think, what can I do to turn this situation around? And then it hits me... slipcovers. So we bought some comfy tan slipcovers for both the couch and recliner as well as some cute pillows I found at Ross. And I have to tell you, the living room has never looked better! So I guess what I learned is that one man's trash really is another man's treasure.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Super Sized

I went to the doctor's yesterday for my monthly checkup. Usually I am pretty excited about these visits because it means the doc gets to check on the little bub and tell me he is okay. He is still doing great, don't get me wrong, I on the other hand am not. First the nurse tells me I have gained nine whole pounds since my last visit which is enough to bum me out to the max all by itself. Not that I'm a total chunker, it's just not something any girl wants to hear, ever. Then they tell me I am slightly anemic and have to take daily iron pills to get what I am obviously lacking in my diet. It didn't sound so bad until they told me that the pills tend to cause nausea and constipation. Great! My fave! Then on top of that I didn't pass the one hour glucose screening test for gestational diabetes so I have to go in for a three hour test in which they will draw blood five times within those three hours. My arms are gonna be hurtin! I'm really worried that I wont pass that test either. I don't keep up the best diet in the world. Anyway, back to the doctor's visit... So then we had an ultrasound to get some 3D pictures of the little tyke. Unfortunately we didn't get any because he was in there with his arm up over his face. Like he knew we were watching and he just couldn't be bothered. I am pretty sure he was taking a nap though because he wasn't moving and by the looks of his profile his eyes were closed. So the doctor decided to take matters into her own hands and tried to get him to wake up and move by jabbing me in the belly with the ultrasound wand. That was a fun little treat for me and the baby. Well, it made him move but not in the direction we wanted. It also did not succeed in getting him to lower his arm. I don't blame him. If was being ambushed by the outside with an unknown weapon I would be shielding my face too. So the doctor gave up and said we would try again next month. She did say though that by what she could see he had no noticeable facial defects. So that's always nice to know. She measured him and told us that he weighs about 2lbs and 15oz. I'm not sure if that is normal or not because she didn't say. But the book said that during the third trimester he is supposed to gain about a pound a week. I really hope he doesn't though because that would mean I might end up with a thirteen pound baby. I really think I would die. So maybe I should stop eating all the carbohydrates and junk I usually eat and start eating my meats and veggies so that I don't end up with some monster sized baby.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Close Encounter

So today was an interesting day. I set out to get some much needed grocery shopping done with the help of my friend Dave. I like to get the shopping done when Tim isn't around for two reasons... 1. So he doesn't try to buy every single junk food item in the store and 2. so he isn't complaining the whole time that he just got off work and he doesn't feel like walking around the store. So me and Dave set off around two in the afternoon. We hit the Costco and then the regular grocery store in town. Then we decided to go back to the house to drop off the stuff that needed to be refrigerated before we went out to lunch and then finished the rest of the shopping at Walmart. So after we bring all of the crap back to the house we drive out through this little neighborhood to get to the main road that goes back into town. As I am driving I notice that there are middle school aged kids walking up the sidewalks with their backpacks and books. Obviously school was out so I slowed down to about twenty miles per hour, which is five miles an hour under the speed limit in that area, so as not to hit any of the kiddies walking around. Anyway, so as we are driving on this road, I notice we are about to pass the last of the kids, what I do not notice is that they have a dog with them. I didn't notice this because they were passing behind one of those community mail boxes that take up the whole sidewalk so my view of their canine companion was obstructed. If I had been able to see him then I probably would have noticed that he was walking along side these kids without a leash on. But since I didn't even know he was there you can imagine my surprise when the dog decided to run at full speed across the road to get to a little critter that was on the other side. He just seemed to come out of nowhere. But since I was going so slow anyway it was pretty easy for me to slam on my breaks but the dog still hit my car a little. Don't worry, he was fine. Just a little shook up. Then again so was I. So after that happened the kids that I guess own the dog ran out into the street to see if he was okay, which he was. I still asked them if he was okay and if they needed any help but they wouldn't talk to me. They just glared at me like I was some kind of murderer. Like I had WANTED to hit their dog. So I finaly just gave up and drove away. The moral of the story: DON'T LET YOUR DOG OUT WITHOUT A LEASH!! Or else I just might hit him.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Disappearing Act

Lately I've been noticing that every day my belly button gets smaller and smaller. It's pretty bizarre. I wonder if it will actually disappear. My sister in law's belly button went from being an innie to an outie when she was pregnant. Hopefully mine doesn't come completely out. Something about a belly button sticking out kind of makes me a little sick. But then again a lot of things have been happening during my pregnancy that I would have thought was really sick pre-pregnancy.

This last Friday I took a trip to Island Hospital to get my glucose screening test done. I arrived there at four thirty in the afternoon, checked in, waited for an hour to be called and then after I was called the lady tells me that the test takes an hour and I didn't have time to do it since they close in twenty minutes. In the back of my mind I was thinking, "why didn't you just give me the damn drink when I first got here so that all she would have to do at that point was take my freaking blood sample and be done with it?" But I didn't say anything. I wasn't even a little bit rude. Strange huh? It seems that being pregnant has taught me how to be patient. I never would have thought that was possible. So I will be going back to the hospital next Friday. The lady gave me the glucose coctail to take home with me so I could refrigerate it before I have to drink it. I really hope it doesn't taste like caugh syrup or we are going to have a major problem.

So I don't know if this is common with other pregnant women but lately I have been having major trouble sleeping. It's just not comfortable anymore. The night before last I had major heart burn and last night my baby wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side. I had to lay on my back until he settled down. Even then he seemed to get irritated when I rolled back onto my side. With him getting heavier and stronger by the minute I don't know how I am going to survive the next couple of months. But even with him annoying the crap out of me at night and killing my back slowly during the day I still can't help but feel an overwhelming amount of love for the little guy. I guess that's why it's called unconditional.

Last night I had another weird dream. It wasn't as freaky as the last one I wrote about but it was still weird. I dreamed I was pregnant and all that good stuff but that I had agreed in my early stages of pregnancy to give the baby up for adoption to my uncle and that I would be compensated three thousand dollars. But in my dream when I was as far along as I am in real life I had a change of heart and I was trying everything to get out of the arrangement I had agreed to. But there was a lot of legal paperwork involved not to mention the awkwardness of telling a family member you don't want to give them your child. Then the whole family and I had to sit down to dinner to a meal of meat loaf. I don't know why meat loaf, probably because in real life I hate the stuff and my subconscious wanted to punish my dream self for giving up her own baby. I never did get around to letting my uncle know he would not in fact be recieving my baby. Instead my dream ended with a midnight car race down the side of a mountain where a state trooper was waiting with one of those speeding radar guns. Needless to say I woke up feeling very confused and a little paranoid. So anyway, I guess I should lay off the sweets before bed.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

S'more Please


I'm now in my twenty seventh week of pregnancy! Only thirteen more weeks to go! I really cannot believe how fast this is happening. I am really loving being pregnant though. It's so strange how I can love the little guy so much and we have never even met face to face! And he is getting stronger and stronger every day. The other day Tim wanted to see if he put his ear up to my belly if he might be able to hear the baby moving around. Well, right after he set his head on my stomach the baby gave him a giant kick in the head! It was the funniest thing I had seen all week! I wonder how much the little guy is aware of in there. I wonder if the kick was more a reflex or if he just really was irritated that something heavy was sitting on top of him. Either way it sure surprised Tim!

The baby is still continuing to wake up around four thirty every morning despite my best efforts to stay asleep myself. I really feel I'm starting to recognize his sleep and wake patterns now. I guess it's a good thing. I better get used to this because once he is born I won't have time to get cranky.

So last night I was really craving chocolate. I know it's probably not the best thing to be craving but I couldn't help it! So I sent Tim to the store to pick up the ingredients to make s'mores. And boy were they good! The only bad thing was that I ate them while sitting in bed and got melted chocolate on my favorite blanket. And on top of that I couldn't even wash it because the washer and dryer are still broken. So my blanket is stuck with this awful brown stain on it until the end of the week. But I'm not sorry, it was worth it.

I'm a little bit nervous because at the end of the week I have to go to the doctor's for the glucose screening test. I hate sitting at the doctor's office so the idea of having to spend a whole hour there just makes me sick. I am also crossing my fingers that I pass the test. I would hate to have to be on a special diet for the rest of my pregnancy. Maybe I shouldn't have anymore s'mores! Anyway, wish me luck with that one!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Nightmares

Tomorrow will be the beginning of my twenty seventh week of pregnancy. That means that I will be entering the third and final trimester. Pretty scary huh? Apparently my subconscious thinks so also. I thought that I was keeping my nerves in check when it comes to thinking about giving birth but I must have just been repressing all those feelings because somehow they decided to come out in my dreams. I've heard of pregnant women having some pretty crazy pregnancy dreams but up until now I haven't really experienced it for myself. If you know me at all you know that I usually get pretty strange dreams when I'm not pregnant so I really didn't think it could get any stranger. But last night I had one that really freaked me out. It started out innocent enough, with me and Tim sitting in bed talking at night. Then I noticed that the little guy started moving so I turned to Tim so he could see. Then all of a sudden out of the side of my belly came this imprint of a foot! For some reason at this point in the dream I wasn't freaked out at all. I was more like "Hey look Tim how cute! A little foot sticking out!" In reality this has never happened so it would have probably been a strange sight to behold, but in the dream it was perfectly normal. So anyway, back to the dream. So this impression of a foot is sticking out of my belly so of course I touch it. Then it seemed like the baby liked me touching his foot because he tried to stick it out farther. Now if he had tried to stick it out farther in real life he wouldn't have gotten it out very far because my tummy would have been way too tight for that. But in the dream he was able to practically stick his whole foot out of the side of my tummy without causing me any pain or discomfort in the stretching of my skin. So anyway, while this is happening, my dream self is not freaking out. No, my dream self is just in awe and thinking how darn cute it is that this foot is sticking straight out of my tummy. Wait, it gets weirder. So then all of a sudden while I am holding this baby foot in my hand I notice that there is a blister on my skin where the foot is sticking out. So I ask Tim, "Do you see this? What is it?" And Tim says "I don't know, hold it up to the lamp so I can get a better look." So I do what I am told. Then under the light I notice that this blister is starting to leak. As in it is leaking water. And I am thinking how strange that is. Then all of a sudden I notice that my whole stomach is leaking this clear fluid. At first I am just dumbfounded. Then I look down and I notice that I not only still have this little foot in my hand but I also have the baby out in my arms. So I am holding this baby, not really sure how it got there and I notice that the umbilical chord is still in tact. So apparently I am holding the baby that was just INSIDE me a few seconds earlier. And I'm thinking, Holy Crap! How did this happen? Then I notice something else. That the baby is squirming around in my hands but not making a sound. And I also notice that he has this look of anguish on his face. It takes me a few more seconds to realize that he can't breath. Then I panicked. I didn't know what to do so I scream at Tim to call the hospital. Tim on the other hand doesn't seem phased at all by what has been going on and he proceeds to call someone. I don't know who he calls exactly but I knew it wasn't the doctor or the hospital or freaking 911. So I start screaming at Tim that something is wrong with the baby and I don't know what to do. Then I look down at the poor little suffocating baby and his eyes are wide open staring at me and his face is stuck in that same horrible anguished look trying to scream but he can't. And then he stops moving and dies. Just like that. With that same look on his face, with his lifeless eyes staring at me. And I didn't do anything to help him. Because I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do. Now in real life, I'm sure that I would have been smart enough to clear out his airways but in my dream that just never occurred to me. Anyway, so I woke up from this dream in the middle of the night sweating a very cold sweat and with my heart racing. It must have woken up my little guy too because he was inside rolling around like crazy. I'm glad he was though so that I could tell he was okay. But I tell you, that was the scariest dream I have ever had. I wonder if it means that I'm scared I can't handle a baby or something. Whatever the case, it's going to take a while for me to forget. I just can't wait til my real life baby can be born safely so I don't have to worry anymore. Anyway, hopefully getting the dream out in writing will help it get out of my head.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Creating the Nest










Tim putting our baby's crib together.










What is that supposed to be?










Nice pose.










Thats a funny look on his face. Lets try it again.










Thats better.










The finished product! Pretty cute huh?

I was so excited to finally find a crib that I liked at a reasonable price. I think it looks so cute with the zoo parade bedding! I can't wait for little Gavin to use it! Putting the crib up makes it seem official that we are having a baby! I can't wait to decorate the rest of the room!

Ultimate Fighting Champion

Why am I always up so darn early in the morning? Last night I barely got any sleep because Tim insists on having the windows open at night since it is August and usually pretty warm in our house. But last night like the past few nights was actually on the chilly side. Not only that but it was also raining cats and dogs. And to top it off the train likes to go past our house at three in the morning. Oh well, I guess that means I will just have to take a nap in the middle of the day.

I've been noticing that my little guy has been kicking me a lot harder lately. I guess he is getting stronger. The other night Tim had his hand on my belly and the baby actually kicked his hand hard enough to bump it off my belly! Am I going to be giving birth to the next ultimate fighting champion? Maybe. I just hope that this new found strength doesn't keep progressing too fast while he is still living in me. I don't know if my tummy can handle that.

Last night we picked up our baby's crib from the store and treated ourselves to some fast food for a change. I think Tim was relieved he didn't have to eat my cooking for the millionth time in a row. After that Tim had fun putting the crib together. It was so cute to watch him working away and it really turned out nice. I'll put up some pictures of it later on today if I remember. Now that our living room is a living room/nursery I'm getting even more excited! All that is missing is the little baby. Well, and the other million baby things I have yet to buy. I really do feel that it's all coming along. It's still hard to believe that me and Tim are going to be parents. That our little family will have one more member soon. It is just so hard to imagine. I know I feel the kicks and jabs (how could I not) but even so it doesn't fully seem real yet. It's almost as if he is just some imaginary friend of mine that only I notice and he doesn't exist to the rest of the world. Well, except for when he is kicking at Tim's hands! But I can't wait to see how things change once he is out in the open. Once he isn't just the phantom of my tummy. Once he is his own person and we can hold him and hear him make noises. I bet it's going to be great!

Monday, August 25, 2008

How Can I Have So Much Time On My Hands and Still Be Running Out of Time?


Today I am exactly 26 weeks pregnant! This means that I only have about 14 more weeks left of pregnancy, give or take a couple weeks depending on when the little guy wants to show up. As each week passes I get just a little more nervous. Not just about going into labor but also about whether I'm prepared. I keep thinking that there aught to be some kind of universal baby list that tells you exactly what your going to need to have on hand for when your little bundle of joy arrives. Like a precise amount of how many little bodysuits, bottles, diapers and wipes etc. that I will need. I've found websites that give you estimates. I don't like estimations. I am the kind of person that needs to know exactly how many of whatever it is I will need. And how do you even know what you need? I've never had a baby before. What if I am totally missing some really important thing that most mothers couldn't live without but I'm just too dumb to realize that I need it? I also think I've started the whole "nesting" phase. I bought the cute zoo parade bedding, the white crib with attached changing table, the cute musical mobile, the closet organizers to hold all the little outfits and I've got more infant and 0-3 month outfits than I actually think I will need. Basically I have all the cute superficial things down. As for the things that might be even more important, lets see... I managed to buy one bottle. One? Yes just one. You see while I was standing in front of the bottle section of our local Walmart, I couldn't help but feeling a bit overwhelmed. Did you know that there are like a million different kinds of baby bottles? And not only are there tons of different kinds of bottles but tons of different nipple styles too! And what the heck is BPA anyway? Why does my bottle need to be free of it? So I chose one bottle. The cute little green one with a funny shaped nipple that supposedly supports breastfeeding. I have already decided to at least give breastfeeding a shot. Does that mean I still need to buy bottles? Just in case? I have absolutely no clue. I did however buy a breast pump. It sounds gross but I've been told by more than one person that I'm going to need it. I also decided to buy a monitor and diaper genie for obvious reasons. I still cant help feeling like I'm missing so much. How am I supposed to know the necessary things to buy from the unnecessary? I need help! I also feel like I might be running out of time. In the scheme of things fourteen weeks isn't really very much time. I mean it seems like just yesterday I found out I was pregnant. What if I'm not ready in time? I wonder if all new mothers to be go through this same thing. I really hope so. That way I don't have to feel like such a loser.

So last week I went to the doctor for a checkup and she informed me that everything looked just great. She also said that if I haven't started feeling the Braxton Hicks contractions that I should be feeling them soon and that if I feel more than four in an hour to call her right away. But I wonder how I am supposed to know when I'm feeling them. I don't think I've felt them yet. At least I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary. I wonder if some women just might not get them at all. Who knows. Maybe I should have just asked my doctor but to tell you the truth I just never think about any of this stuff when I'm actually at the doctor's office. Also I have to go back in the next few weeks to take the glucose test. I'm a little bit nervous about that one because I've heard it can be very unpleasant. I also don't like anything where they have to take a blood sample. Plus you have to sit there for about an hour and anyone who has ever been to the doctor knows how boring that can be. But so far I've done a lot of things I wouldn't normally have wanted to do for the sake of the baby. Its funny how when your only responsible for your own life you tend to let things slide. Then all of a sudden your responsible for another life, one that fully depends on you and suddenly your able to put all your fears aside and step up. Its pretty amazing. I remember when I was younger and I would see a mother picking her kids nose or something and thinking how totally disgusting that was and how there was no way I would ever do that for my kids. But I guess if you carry them and give birth to them and care for them more than you care for yourself, cleaning out their noses isn't really that big of a deal in the scheme of things. Its just something you do for them because they don't know how to do it themselves. And because you love them. I guess pregnancy has made me rethink all of my old philosophies. Interesting.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Unnatural Habitat


Here is a funny video I shot of Tim swimming in Heart Lake. I like to call it "Timbo Caught in the Wild". It's funny because it kind of has the feel of a wild life documentary or something. Reminds me of those videos of bears in the water hunting for fish. It really has no relevance to anything, I just get a good laugh whenever I watch it. So pass around the popcorn and enjoy!

Dancing Queen... er.... King?


Well today started off a little bit better than yesterday did. No painful jabs to the side of my tummy, just cute little nudges and bumps. I think he decided to have mercy on me. Maybe he could sense how frustrated I was. I still ended up waking up at around five this morning though. Yes, on a Saturday. Why? Well because Tim was scheduled to work today and before he leaves, whether I am awake or not, he likes to attack my face with kisses. "Aw, Maylee that is so cute!" you say? or "Ew, that's sick Maylee" as my sister Cynthia would be more likely to say. Well, to me it is neither cute nor sick. It's just plain annoying when you finally think you might get to sleep in until noon only to find your plan has been sabotaged by your own husband. That traitor. He of all people knows both how light of a sleeper I am and how much I love to sleep! But since he is the love of my life, and also the provider of our little family, and because he just works so darn hard all the time, I'm going to let it slide. I do have to hand it to him, for a guy who works sometimes 50+ hours a week, he rarely ever complains. And here I am, the lazy girl that I am, and all I ever seem to do is complain. I honestly don't think I deserve that man. Don't tell him I said that though.

So I've been noticing that sometimes when I'm surfing the net or writing in this blog, my little guy inside tends to move around a bit more than usual. At first I thought it was the way I was positioning the laptop on my lap or something but then I started to notice a pattern. You see I like to listen to music while I'm on the computer and it seems like he moves around the most when I am listening to any sort of dance music. Why dance music? I don't know. Maybe the beat? Or to quote mine and my sisters favorite T.V. show Friends "Maybe Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm is going to get you". All I know is it started with this Chris Brown song called Forever. Thats when I noticed the little guy was really getting down with it. So I thought, alright, perhaps he just likes Chris Brown music. I was wrong. I played another Chris Brown song and got nothing. So I just let my music playlist go on and sure enough when it got to another dance song he started moving. Now the thought has crossed my mind that maybe he doesn't like dance music at all. Maybe he is moving to try and get away from the noise or something and just can't escape. But I would rather believe that he is dancing. For my own sake. It would be awful for me to believe that something of my own doing is causing my unborn child misery. So I choose to believe he is dancing.

On a much less interesting note, I would like to share that last night I happened to make the most delicious deviled eggs I had ever eaten! Alright, I know thats a stretch, but honestly they were pretty darn good. I have no idea why I so badly wanted to eat deviled eggs yesterday. I'll just chalk it up to pregnancy cravings. I love how when your pregnant you can get away with anything you want by blaming it on the pregnancy. Don't feel like cleaning the house today? It must be because pregnancy makes you exhausted. Can't see yourself making dinner tonight for your family? Must be because of those nasty food aversions pregnancy creates. Need your husband to give you a back rub? You guessed it, it must be pregnancy aches and pains. But seriously I'm not saying that those are made up ailments or anything. Sometimes pregnancy really is the pits. And I think that if you have to grow a baby in your uterus, carry it for nine months and then push the darn thing out, its OK to exaggerate once in a while. Besides you only have nine months to get away with it. After that your on baby duty and you wont be getting your own way for the next eighteen years. But anyway, I'm getting off the subject. Back to the deviled eggs. They were incredible. I even had left over yellow parts because all the little white egg buddies were already filled up. I ate it with a spoon! The best part? I feel no shame. Also for some reason I've been on a cereal kick. Usually I'm not much of a cereal eater or a breakfast eater. But lately nothing sounds better when I wake up in the morning than a big bowl of cinnamon toast crunch or lucky charms. Sometimes two bowls. It probably isn't the smartest idea since its packed with sugar, but I like to think the nutritional value of the milk will make up for it. On that note, I think I'll go fix myself another bowl!

Friday, August 22, 2008

I Guess I Know Whose Baby I'm Carrying


Tim is scheduled to work overtime today and tomorrow. Those of you that know him know that he gets up at the wee hours of the morning to get to work on time. By wee hours of the morning I mean about four thirty. Those of you that know Tim know that this doesn't bother him in the least. He is very much the morning person. Those of you that know me even a little bit know that I am far from being a morning person. Then why am I up at five thirty this morning you might ask? Because I am pregnant with Tim's baby. And Tim's baby obviously takes after Tim more than me in that he too is an early bird. I woke up a little after four this morning to my baby nudging me in the side of my belly. Which side? The one that was laying on the bed. Why does it matter which side? Because! Because by kicking the side that was lying on the bed, not only could i feel the little jabs but there was no where for my poor tummy to hide. He had it cornered. If it had been the side that was not lying on the bed it would have had more give. Then I might have been able to ignore it long enough for him to lose interest and stop. Then I wouldn't be sitting here wide awake like I have been doing almost every morning since his kicks have been strong enough to feel. The little tyke isn't even born yet and he is already the boss of me. I know I know, babies aren't capable of being sadistic or spiteful because they are just babies. But sometimes I wonder... what if it is just some clever front to hide the fact that they know exactly what they are doing? Are they in there getting a good laugh out of it? I think I feel him laughing now. Or maybe it's just the hiccups. I guess the world may never know.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Peer Pressure or Sheer Boredom... You Decide.

Alright, so I finally gave in and decided to start a blog of my own. I've been noticing that everyone and their dog has a blog nowadays so I'm just gonna jump on the band wagon. It might have been smarter for me to start it back when I first found out I was pregnant as a means to document my pregnancy but I honestly just never thought of it. I've always been the old fashioned type when it comes to those things. I still keep a handwritten journal. I know you more technologically advanced people out there are gasping right now but I don't care. There is something very personal about putting pen to paper that I find appealing. On the other hand, I can't go around sharing my hand written journal with the world. It would be too hard for anyone to decipher my handwriting and also there are just some things that are too personal to be shared with the general public. So I made a compromise, stuff I want to share can go here in the blog and the rest I will keep for myself to read only in my handwritten journal until I pass away and then someone can have a good laugh. By then I will be dead and I wont care anyway.

Let me see... oh right, I am now 25 weeks pregnant. For those of you that didn't know, there are 40 weeks of pregnancy. So I am over half way there, which is both exciting and terrifying all at the same time. I really can't wait to meet the little guy that has been reaping all this havoc inside my tummy but honestly I am scared to death of what I will have to do to get him out. I'll just try not to think about it until the very last second. I'm usually good at that anyway. I am a master at procrastination.

So last night I was watching the local news and apparently there is this drive through coffee stand (I don't know where so don't ask me) that is called something along the lines of bikini baristas. I think you can guess from the name what their own little claim to fame is. I'll tell you anyway, it is an espresso stand in which the baristas wear bikinis while fixing you your chai late. Anyway, the reason this little place happened to be on the news was not because of their scantily clad employees, but because these above mentioned employees have been getting drive by flashings from their own customers. Apparently there is a man who is so pleased with their work that he wants to show them just how pleased he is. Literally. So of course these bikini wearing ladies decided to take matters into their own hands. What did they do you ask? Call the police? Well even though that would have been the obvious thing to do, instead they decided to just throw some scalding hot water on the culprit in hopes that it would teach him a lesson. But to their dismay he only laughed and taunted them by saying "oh yeah baby, gimme more" or something along those lines. Don't get me wrong, this must have been a very disturbed man to think that that kind of behavior is alright to do to anyone. Even if the person you are directing that behavior at is wearing almost as little as you are. But you have to wonder, would that kind of thing had happened if the girls had been wearing a sweater and maybe even some pants? I mean, what did they honestly think? That perverts don't drink coffee so they would be safe? Sorry, perverts come in all shapes and sizes, and drink all types of hot and cold beverages just like the rest of us. I think the best way to avoid an unwanted sexual advance of that nature would be to not wear next to nothing unless you are in the privacy of your own home or somewhere where bikinis are the norm... like the beach. So sorry bikini clad barista ladies. Maybe you should try finding a job that allows you to wear clothes. It really makes me sad how sexually explicit this world is becoming. And I have to raise a child in it. Great.